Ha! Our cat was a teeny thing too, so much so that we named her Bitsy. Which almost immediately turned into a huge joke, as her obsessive eating caused her to swell up to impressive proportions.

I have a cat that's aggressively obsessed with food, but she's a rescue that was separated from her mom way too early, and she has intense oral fixation issues as a consequence. She nurses on her own stomach when she's happy. She used to chew on every cord in the house, until we had to smear them with a thick layer…

It was a hell of a lot funnier than your contribution to the comments on this article.

Did you get it messy while ironically drinking Zima?

Forgot your sense of humor at the cleaners again, I see. It was a joke.

Canadians don't need to pour it. They use their proboscises to puncture the bags and suck the milk out.

When I saw this article's title, I was afraid I was about to lose still more faith in my fellow countrymen. However, given that every person you quoted can't write a grammatically correct sentence to save their worthless idjit lives, I think it's safe to chalk this one up to a group of insignificant stupids.

Yeah, people who defend abusers get perma-side eye from me. Unless she retracts her support of him at some point, I'll pretty much never be able to respect her again. Which means I won't spend one damn dollar on anything she's involved in. It's disappointing—I used to really like her.

I agree that the black and white situations created by our combative political discourse (terrorist vs. patriot, good vs. evil) are detrimental to us. However, some things really are evil — like supporting any law that psychologically or physically harms women in the name of a religious belief. And it's hugely…

She will never let that happen. She'll go to her grave frantically whoring for attention.

Oh man, am I happy to see you mention rosiedublin in this context. Because I saw some infuriatingly batshit stuff she wrote this week and was taken aback by it — enough that I remembered her username, which is something I actually rarely pay attention to when reading comments. She seems... easily agitated.

I'm pretty sure the definition of "giant whore" would actually be something more along the lines of a 15 foot tall prostitute.

I hate when bitches misinterpret my penis-slaps.

Hopefully you meant to include the phrase "the same way" in that sentence and accidentally left it out.

Gaga is pretty much perpetually channeling a drag queen.

Well I love the Gaga pic. One of my very favorite things about Lady Gaga is that she almost always looks like a comic book villain, and this picture is no exception. Love love love it.

It's amazing you managed to type this with your head lodged so far up your ass. Bravo!

Can you please stop dribbling the diarrhea that you substitute for actual communication all over the comment sections? I have yet to see you contribute one thing of value. Sew up that leaky asshole you call a brain and quietly disappear.

This is literally the embodiment of Nick Denton's vision of the future of his sites. He's stated it in more than one interview. He would like to (at least partially) phase out writers and just have "conversations" jump-started by little more than a link. Because, you know, Kinja is so crazy-good at facilitating…

That is absolutely illegal. It directly violates the Americans with Disabilities Act. She should report it to L&I, even if it is just her word against his.