Tongue a light socket and die, jodark.

Nicely, nicely done.

When my chihuahua was a puppy, his legs were so short you couldn't even tell that they bent when he used them to walk, and it was unfrigginbelievably cute. It made him look more like an animated toy than an actual dog.

One of the things I've noticed over the past several years is the re-emergence of people verbalizing thoughts that for a long time were widely accepted to be verboten to give voice to. It's especially ramped up, of course, since Obama took office. We all have darker impulses and uncharitable thoughts within us. …

Regardless of if there's actually a similarity in their appearances due to the reasons you cite, it's highly valuable for people like this to learn that verbalizing the sentiment "members of such-and-such race all look the same to me" is ugly and unacceptable. The more the internet piles on them, the better it will…

Jezebel, please never, ever stop with the stupid-shaming.

I'm so sick of this ugly shit. I want a species change operation. Fuck being a member of the same race as people like him. Fuck it so hard.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

I fucking adore when GM sites post the real names of people who spew blisteringly stupid and hateful things on the internet without thinking of the consequences. Stupid-shaming is the best kind of shaming ever.

Are you suggesting that touching strangers in overly familiar ways against their wills is a justifiable personal preference? Because it's not.

Jeez, it's like you're scattering Cheetos and cans of Mountain Dew on the ground and calling, "Heeere trolly troll trolls!"

Howsabout you don't try and dictate to others how they should feel about something as personal as being touched by strangers?

That deserved far more than an arm-slap. That deserved a punch in the face.

Choke on a scabby cock and die.

Okay, that is seriously fucking gross.

I'm oddly sad about this, given that I've never seen or read Twilight, and don't care one whit about the people involved with it. I think I enjoyed the idea that Stewart and Pattinson found romantic compatibility in their utter disdain of the Twilight franchise and their shared fear of its batshit fans.

It sure seems like it. They made out at two separate locations in a car and got out to do it in public too. It was like they were trying to be extra-thorough. The only way they could have been more obvious would have been to make out inside the paparazzo's car.

No, he said, "I don't like gays and we are gladly pouring a shitload of money into organizations that attempt to curb their rights and promote anti-gay sentiment." Active. Bigotry.

"I intentionally don't put much thought into word choice, but think the world should nevertheless to be told, and give a fuck about, what I think."

Only Walter White can adequately express how I feel about this.