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LOL to all these peeps who are like "WHAT A BAD FRIEND. CAN'T YOU EVER JUST BE HAPPY LITTLE MISS RED VEST?" Clearly you have never been to one of these events. Imagine getting together for your annual holiday wine fest with your best gal pals to talk about work progress/grad school/the finale of Breaking Bad, and all

It's weird to me how there's always such excitement around "engagements" and there's always so many engaged girls - like being engaged means you've "won".

I have always found race specifications in dating to just be incredibly odd. How can you say that of an entire race you can't possibly find one person who you find attractive. That is so weird! I understand certain physical preferences but to remove an entire group from even being a possibility makes no sense.

Actually, please DO put your racist tendencies front and center when you're online dating - it will deter non racists from wasting even a single second of their time pursuing a connection with someone who is completely incompatible, while also attracting the interests of fellow bigots - taking them out of the dating

I lost respect for her when it became clear that she had no self control over plucking her eyebrows.

Your example makes me even more sure of what I suspect: conservatives really just have a problem with teaching girl children anything. Period. I can't imagine a less objectionable, more heteronormative charity for young girls to participate in. It's all "babies yay" and "responsibility yay" without being overbearing

It's not like the celebrity in question becomes, realistically, less accessible to "normals" by having a differing sexual orientation. Also I crush on NPH and Matt Bomer, HARD CORE.

God, do kids today not know how to do drugs properly?!? Between blabbing on the Internet about your wussy pills and inhaling boiling shampoo, I just can't even. Do a proper drug if you're gonna get high, and DO NOT BROADCAST your services, dealers.

Really? I can see dicks online any time I want... I wouldn't bother leaving the house, let alone paying, to see that shit hung up on walls.

I think I'd really like the IDEA if they were unsolicited, but I'm not sure I would actually be okay with it in practice. I just don't know.

"Because I'm a grown ass woman!" is one of my staple lines...

Well, young missy, it's perfectly fine to be over shit if you're between the ages of 24.5-28.6, but once you hit the big 28.7, you better start taking shit very, very seriously, at least until you enter the fuck it-phase at 49,9. These are rules that exist and make sense!

  • You're uncompromising

*eyeroll* This is the same lady who wrote the delightfully misogynist piece of shit about why we're all single, right? Yawn.

Exactly. Another good example is 30 Rock, which repeatedly explored the conflicts caused by Liz Lemon's white liberal guilt - such as the classic episode where Tracy used her belief he couldn't read to get out of going to rehearsals. South Park can do things like this sometimes, but I almost never see Family Guy be

Family Guy is way different from Archer or South Park, however. Family Guy seems to believe it is in a "post racism" world - where you can make the most tired stereotypical jokes (I remember one where they showed a stack of people in the coffin at a Mexican funeral, for example) because in theory in a world with a

I can't even really believe anyone is trying to argue that Yankee is a racist term. Take it from someone who has had family in New England since the 1630s... no one is actually insulted by being called a Yankee. I spent a year and a half in New Orleans, and yes, while I had that so-called insult thrown at me, I wore

They're so different you'd think they were ;)

I've driven in plenty of places where people don't signal, but good god, Massholes seem to use signals like tricks. "Oh, I'm signaling right? Look how surprised you'll be when I SWERVE SUDDENLY LEFT! ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH!!!!"

I've been referred to as a Yankee before. There was no doubt that the person meant it in an insulting & derogatory manner. But the best response to 'damn Yankee' I've found is 'damn straight!' No one can make me feel bad about beimg a Masshole.