As far as I can tell, most babies look like either Winston Churchill or Alfred Hitchcock for a good part of their first year of life.

My grandmother used to say that whenever you met an ugly baby and didn't want to lie, you said "Now THAT'S a baby!"

Good call. I'm stepping away now.

Damian Lewis you say?! Ok, you have my undivided attention.

Can't handle any more on this story right now so I will limit my comment to:

I agree. I think I'm pretty smart and I know I'm dedicated to not making life worse for others in word or deed, but I am at this moment working on that word out of my vocabulary entirely. No one ever asked me not to use it until a few years ago, and it literally never occurred to me. Because that's privilege. I react…

The Onion just posted this. Thought it was fitting:

Careful, gang. There's more than plenty of these in the greys.

The funniest part is, Rachel may have used slang and improper grammar, but she is clearly far smarter than B37.

She almost couldn't hold her fucking tongue in describing the only witness who actually managed to be relevant- Rachel Jeantel. Rachel's testimony clearly showed that Zimmerman was the aggressor, amongst a litany of other evidence.

I got vodka, who wants some? I got to look the fuck away from this shit and I think I need to get mildly spliffed to do it. 1 bottle. not enough vodka.

To me, the most offensive part of this article is that it's seven pages long. Jesus. I've got a life to live here.

I really enjoyed college but I never "hooked up" the entire time I was there. I had friends, I had fun, I studied hard and did pretty well. However, I just wasn't interested in having sex with a complete stranger. *shrug* I guess it makes me odd, but if I don't have feelings for a person I don't want to have sex…

Wait women at Penn are powerful enough to start, maintain, and negotiate through casual sex relationships and YET smart enough to know that there's still a stigma against women who do such things and therefore want to remain anonymous? Who do they think they are??

His story doesn't logically make sense. Get an address when you're in fear for your life? When YOU have the gun? He could have locked the doors. He could have, I don't know, driven away from the scary unarmed kid.

Zimmerman should melt the damn thing down and make an albatross pendant out of it. That gun should literally be an albatross around his neck.

This is very enlightening and actually addresses something I didn't know I needed clarification on but did. Thanks.