OK, so my brother went to college in Nashville, and his best friend grew up in Hendersonville (where Taylor is from). So one night, a while after Taylor’s first album came out, they hit up a party of all the guy’s high school friends. My brother talked to this guy for a while and then left, as one does. His friend…

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That’s honestly all most teachers want. If my students gave even part of a shit about what I was trying to teach them my job would be 100 times better. As it is I’m trying to teach classes of 30-33 teenagers, at least half of which have the sole purpose of trying to disrupt the class. If I could just kick kids out…

See, but what women have figured (and I'm sure some men) is that you can have luxury moisturizing soap and still get clean because LOOFAHS. So don't worry Lacey- I'm sure you're lovely and clean :)

See, the screen is actually what does it for me. When I have a Kindle, I feel like I’m just looking at another screen. A book feels like reading- a Kindle doesn’t.

I actually agree with this. I think she’s very pretty, which was probably more of a handicap when she started out. And Fox News took her on, because they were like “Yay! Dumb pretty blonde!” (Which, of course, she isn’t. Even if you disagree with her) And she took the job because it was an opportunity, and now she’s…

I used to hook up with this guy who, eventually, invited me to a group thing. He was late and kept texting that he was almost there, he was on the way, he’d be there any minute. I waited for two hours because I was so chill that I could definitely sit at a bar by myself and not feel like he should be there since he…

I met Tom Felton at a Comic con last year, and while he was signing my copy of Deathly Hallows I started babbling on about how I felt so close to all of the stars of the movie because even though book Harry Potter is older, the actors are all my age and it was like we grew up together.

That was my first thought: this ad is literally incorrect as med students dissect cadavers on the regular.

My boyfriend and I have mastered the art of tricky conversations via text/gchat. Mostly because we both find it better to have a lot of time to think about exactly what we mean and then say that.

So basically, "I fucked up! But I still love you and I should have told you more, please come back." i.e. every asshole that's ever fucked with anyone's emotions ever.

Probably both.

YES! 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU GIF PARTY!

I love that argument.

I'm a teacher and I'd say half our staff works bar-tending or waiting in the summers.

People complaining about Ron Swanson encouraging Libertarianism are a little off the mark. Because actual Libertarians ARE like Ron Swanson. The problem is Rand Paul isn’t a Libertarian. He’s a Republican trying to re-brand himself. Real Libertarians really believe in liberty. As in, they don’t give a shit what other…

I don’t think so. I just can’t imagine him swinging enough minority groups. I’m all for legalizing marijuana, but as a woman who likes having, you know, the right to control my own body, I’d rather wait the (probably) 20 years it’s going to take Louisiana to legalize than to vote for this ass-clown.

Pool. Air hockey (thought that’s about speed too). Skee-ball. Pinball. Darts.

My family was in Montreal on vacation, and none of us spoke French, and we were trying to find the Olympic stadium, or something (don't remember exactly) and my dad was like "Let's just follow someone!" So my parents (for reasons that are utterly lost to time) picked these two 20-something girls and legit, me (8) my…