My first thought was about my students- the amount of parents who try to get in touch with their kids during class is fucking mind-blowing and this would drive me nuts.

It's wonderful. His husband drops the bucket halfway through and then has to start over :)

John Barrowman challenged David Tennant and Misha Collins and I'm REALLY looking forward to those

My boyfriend and I got in a fight about one of my exes and the argument ended with me shouting "You have no say! You don't own me! You're renting at best!"

You should definitely listen to Kacey Musgraves' song "Merry Go Round"- the first line is "If you ain't got two kids by 21 then you're probably going to die alone, at least that's what tradition tells you" and the rest of the song is a takedown of small town life.

Just based on the picture, I would be annoyed because it looks like they're all at some sort of girls' get-together and it's focused on the men in their lives.

I was having a bitch session with a friend of mine about how weird online dating is and his response was "When you shake the internet, weird, horny guys fall out. Them's the breaks, darling."

All I can say is to repeat what my roommate said the other "Racism is fucking ridiculous. You think that people with different color skin are fundamentally different? That's absurd."

My roommate and I spent a time obsessed with GoT (and then everyone started dying and we were like "nope, too emotional. No thanks.") and we decided that Catelyn Stark is easy to hate because she's chaotic neutral. She makes decisions based on emotions and ideas that seem irrational from the outside but almost always…

Flasks. My brother got married in a Baptist church (the reception was there too) so absolutely no booze. Not only did I have a flask on my thigh under my bridesmaid dress, my uncle had an ice chest full of beer in the trunk of his car. Large portions of the family would disappear for half hours at a time to go stand…

Yeah, when I found out Sean Maher was gay I was initially like "NO!! We'll never be together!" And then almost immediately followed it with "Wait, we were never going to be together anyway. Whatevs. Still love Simon Tam!"

I always felt like hangovers were the world's way of saying, "Well, it was a Tuesday night. Should have stayed in and graded papers instead of drinking Jack and Cokes at the bar all night, shouldn't you?"

If red wine and weed in Hawaii is a breakdown, I can't even imagine what they would say about my drinking whiskeys and chain-smoking Marlboros in the bar up the street.

It would depend on how its done. Is it actually a thoughtful, well-created exhibit that brings to light serious questions about violation in an electronic space, or is just a chance to make fun of silly men sending dick pics?

I don't think it's as bad if it's nonconsensual. I've had a guy send me a dick pick unsolicited, and I happened to check the text while I was monitoring my students taking a test, and it was one of the worst, most violating things that's ever happened to me. I think sending an unsolicited dick pic is definitely on the…

Meryl ain't having none of that.

That was my first thought. It would actually make sense though, she was pretty wild in her younger days.

Just throwing this out here- armadillos are great from a distance, significantly less great when they're living under the shed in the backyard. Significantly. Less. Great.

Pretty much every time I get drunk and someone tells me to go home I respond with "I'll do what I want! I'm a grown-ass woman!" And then whoever it is usually loads me in a cab and sends my grown-ass home.