I don't think he gives a shit whether she's ACTUALLY well-educated. He wants someone whose diploma he can display proudly in the front hall.

The entire time I was reading it I was like, "Well, it's good to know my 2nd-tier college provided me a better understanding of basic mechanics and grammar than the Ivy League gave this guy."

I read a book called "The N-Word" that was all about the history and re-appropriation of the word.

Justin Bieber WISHES he could be as awesome as Wee Sing in Sillyville. I was obsessed as a child and am now thrilled to discover it's on Youtube! So if anyone else is feeling nostalgic:

On the one hand, I agree. O'Dowd is the only one people will be familiar with in the U.S.

And the end of the "When I was in Greece..." style stories are nearly always "I had the most amazing lamb kebobs."

Meh. He literally tells me nothing about it. I'm super-impressed actually. Even when he's hammered, if you bring it up, he gives away absolutely nothing.

This is only tangentially related, but I'm currently sleeping with a guy who used to do language analysis for the NSA, which leads to all sorts of interesting things where he's like "When I was in Greece" and I go, "why were you in Greece?" and he gives me side-eye and tells me he can't talk about it.

I want to watch The Canyons for that very reason. Except that, if it's anything like The Room, at some point I'm going to have my head in my hands, on the verge of tears just repeating "Oh God this is going to be the rest of my life. This movie is never going to end and I've made a huge mistake."

There's a point in every city-dweller's life where there are only six people and you're all fucking each other.

I just love that you can see her crow's feet. I really love when you can see adult women's faces on adult women, not doll faces.

The kissing with no tongue- what is that?!? There's been a recent wave of guys I've made out with who just give nothing with the tongue. Was there a memo sent out? I don't understand it.

Buffy. She is Buffy.

Leave it to the Brits.

"Leslie, for our viewers at home who might not know, are centaurs real?"

Just because she doesn't have any bruises doesn't mean she wasn't raped- this struck me as the reaction of a woman who was date-raped and has just gotten home and is processing. Rape doesn't have to mean violence. Whatever happened, this is a woman in a weak, defeated position and that does not make me feel sexy and…

I love it when my partner gets up to go to the bathroom/whatever and when I look back up at the door he's looking at me all sexy-like, but I just don't see that as the implication here. A lot of their ads are voyeuristic without providing the context that would be like "Oh, it's her boyfriend/girlfriend who's looking…

It doesn't work out with anyone you fuck? Maybe you're bad at sex.

I love that advice. "not having a conversation." Brilliant.

I had a guy do this once- he flipped the fuck out when I said I didn't want to see him again, told me I was the best girl he'd ever gone out with, and I didn't know what I was missing and I was going to regret not being with him because he was wonderful.