Please stop showing clips of the clips before you show the longer clips. Also, WAY too much talking.

Dammit. There's three of my shows on there.

Let's not discount how much certain biased news outlets can influence a person's entire philosophy of life.

Sure. Piper Laurie was a movie actress back in the '60s. So it's not quite as bad as all the kids now names Taylor and Dakota. Or maybe just not as recent.

I suppose I'm more annoyed that it seems to used in every one of these shows. There's a fine line between a signature theme and just plain laziness.

Have I become a cynical old bastard when I say that the phrase "adorable expectant couple" turns me off immediately. And in yet another cynical thought… is that actor who looks like a male model going to romance the fat woman? Again, that's me being cynical and not being mean.

On some other network you could almost see this show as an indictment of the legal system and the media, etc. But considering how likeable it sounds they are trying to make their lead and their cast, I can't believe there's any in depth exploration of such things. Maybe the people who created House would handle it…

I continue to be surprised that wrestling still has a fairly big following. I don't mean that as an insult to it. I just would've thought everyone moved on by now.

This does look like a show I would hate, but I feel like someone is like 20 years old when I hear them say, "This is like your dad trying to be cool. And we all know parents are sooo lame."

So, what you're saying is, Shonda Rhimes overuses drinking alcohol in her shows. Do people these days really drink as much as in some old detective movies from the '40s?

I agree with the idea, what the hell were you expecting from Fallon? The guy never has any political opinion and is known to be perhaps one of the biggest ass kissers on TV. And much of this hinges on the belief that some have that Trump is objectively a monster and all civilized humans must hate him. I cannot stand…

That is an awesome scene. Red swears a few times in it and from how his lips move and the audience reaction, it seems like he really is. Also a nice character moment because despite being massively pissed off, he still does the right thing and takes Hyde in.

Yep, they lost two little old ladies before they went in the complete opposite direction.

Now, now, many of these shows aren't anywhere near as bad as this promo suggests. TV promo attitudes were always more cheesy and obnoxious than the actual shows.

That show is one of the great examples of a lead character who doesn't want to actually be in the show. It was so perfect that he ended up to be the guy dreaming the whole thing.

You seem to be suggesting Disney's Moana isn't a toy movie, too.

Interesting that some movie I only vaguely remember as a title is somehow influential. And I don't mean that as a snarky joke.

Is it.

I will grant you the other one's the terrible one. Hoda just goes along for the ride due to that bad influence.

See? That's what I'm saying.