If a Mustang crashes in the woods...

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

20 years on from the end of his prime (which *lasted*), Andrew Gaze is still Australia’s best ever player. It’s a bit amusing to see US accounts of his time in college, because to Australians it’s very much a footnote to his local and international career. More Aussies know about his Championship ring with the ‘99…

Really excellent piece, Dom. This was before my time, but an excellent read and very informative. Enjoyed the interviews you did, as well.

The local residents hurt most by a hotel tax are guys cheating on their wives.

The argument that it will be paid by visitors hold no weight. People have finite money. If you increase a fee or a tax people spend less other places. So if you are funding schools via a restaurant tax but now people spend less on that due to a new hotel tax you funded a stadium at the cost of education or whatever.

Smoking a peace pipe with Big Chief Triangle.

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

An exclusive photograph of the videographer

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

If it was a reality show about her, I’d give it a chance.

Gotta love Mark Davis’ commitment to the whole “supervillain” look with the all white ensemble. It’s like if you merged Lloyd Christmas and The Kingpin into one terrifying amalgam of public extortion.

This car can empty your wallet with one simple trick...

Jason Derulo’s face annoys me. I don’t know why. I don’t question the universe’s wisdom.

I give a decent tip always if the service is okay. I don’t take out bad food on the wait staff, I barge into the kitchen and scream at the cooks.

I have only tipped poorly, like 10% and I felt horribly guilty after, when the server was messing stuff up and very unapologetic, like 2 or 3 times. When the food sucks it’s just that the place isn’t good and no fault of the servers. I’ve had excellent service and bad food, but I just let that slide and never go back.

To be fair it’s an entire head of Romaine in an empty Country Crock tub

There’s a server underground where stories of bad tipping celebrities are exchanged. For real.

I dunno how I’m supposed to feel about this or how I actually feel about this.