Fighting is part of the game.
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As a tax lawyer, this automatically became my most favorite article on Deadspin. Great work!
Ah yes, Texas: a state renowned for its humility and dignity.
That excerpt is written in a cadence so similar to Trump’s speech pattern, that I heard his voice in my head when I read it.
“I’m not angry, I’m just... disappointed...”
So we know this Rolls Royce is at the DMV...
Referee? Or world’s most gentlemanly dandy butcher?
Once upon a time on a hungover Sunday with friends at a mall in West Hartford, I walked into an A&F shirtless and pretended to work there for about 5 minutes.
Not a single person batted an eye.
MICHAEL. WHY DON’T YOU DRIVE LIKE A MAN?!
Turquoise with White Leather and Orange Seat Belts...pass me the coke.
I thought host cities were traditionally chosen on the basis of where Matt Lauer sees himself wanting to grope the local population in 4-8 years.
People who need the money. Imagine you’re an underemployed set decorator in Hollywood. Yes, Kevin Spacey is awful, but you need to make rent and he’s paying you $1000 for a day or two’s work.
He’s turning into Randy Quaid right before our eyes
certainly explains why he is bankrupt
These buyers don’t have luggage. Your average Escalade, Yukon Denali, Land Cruiser buyer does. These buyers have their stuff at the next residence already.
Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!
If horsefucking is an olympic sport, I’ve got cousins in Oklahoma who should be in a Gatorade commercial.
It’s nice that you get to use it once every 20 years.... ;-)
I showed it to my 11-year old, who has seen maybe 2 minutes of curling in her life and as the stone was traveling, even she said, “That’s going way too fast.”