After thirty eight years of ownership, it’s safe to say that he thinks differently than you about his Corvette.

Nothing a little fiberglass and paint won’t fix...wait, that’s actually true.

You know what happens when you rush these things....

Laugh, but now he looks like a frigging genius.

Actually, I read a whole article on this issue and the kicker is that his cheap-looking suits are actually really expensive Brionis. The problem is that he prefers comfort over looking nice, so he buys his suits in lightweight soft (expensive) fabric that is not really meant for men with bodies like his. It drapes…

Donald Trump isn’t a billionaire and he doesn’t have a ton of cash. Only Duestche Bank will loan him money because he’s helping them launder it for the Russian mob. His properties are all probably being used as fronts. One in Soho already got busted for that exact reason. If he had a ton of liquidity, American banks…

I assume it’s like those rich guys with terrible toupees (or terrible comb overs). They think they look great and no one around them will tell them any different.

But in North Korea, portrait mode literally means painting portraits, and it’s their most advanced imaging technology.

This is amazing. I don’t know if I prefer it was done on purpose or not. Either one is a fantastic answer.

I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

This has always baffled me... the people who would be impressed by the M badge would immediatly know its not an M...

Plot twist: That’s not his kid.

I am pretty sure in his heart W. was pro choice as well, and pretty liberal on pretty much every other issue outside of fiscal. That just wouldn’t work for him politically. I am not saying that makes him any better. I just don’t think he sat at the dinner table preaching against a woman’s right to choose.

I sort of see the Rashida and would like to throw Reba McEntire into the mix.

Its easier when you have millions of dollars saved

Most folks I know from the UK don’t consider themselves part of Europe.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

In the Yankees’ sleep room, everyone receives a gift basket when they wake up and leave

1. Being hit by a car