likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

As God is my witness, I never knew that that was a fair ball. I always thought that any ball that comes off of the bat and lands in foul territory is automatically a foul ball. Now, in my own defense, I don't think I've ever seen a play like that before. File this one under "Just when you think you've seen it all"…

I fucking love this. I could stare at this for an hour. I need it for all the popular cars!! Someone do it for Mustang and Camaro!!!

It would be much cheaper if the Yankees paid opposing pitchers to walk or plunk him.

It’s pronounced Du-mass

Why...you son...of...a...BITCH!

Its such a good skit

Fav Farley clip ever.

.....I’ve just realized I need better headphones.....

An Immaculate Sombrero, like an immaculate inning.

“Complimentary hat was quite prickly and uncomfortable.”

“ Calm your Easter tits, California. “

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

If I wanted to see an aging senator trying to hit someone who just wants to dance I’d go to any strip club in D.C.

In the last hour, his eye has been pulled over by Boston cops three times already.

"I'VE MADE A MISTAKE!" he probably thought after the first jump deciding on a career as a jockey.

That was incredible.

But let's be honest here... for most people who will do this and lift their trucks, it will be more like "How to Ruin your truck by yourself in a day"

What is this???? A shifter for ants?

Your navigation screen that's stuck displaying the Land Rover logo isn't broken, it's the diagnostic computer displaying what's at fault with the car.