"I know you want to run with this one John, but I say we throw it back to the studio."

This is a brilliant move by Mercedes. Lewis will soon become intimately familiar with Ferrari reliability and never leave.

Our Travis knows all about fake taxis

Yes. God DAMN fuck-yes. I can eat a deer I'm so hungry for another season of hard-fought superiority from Audi. And I'm not even an Audi fan.

I'm pretty sure that's just Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio.

What I find interesting is how more auto journalists DON'T participate in these kinds of things a lot more. Races, time trials, etc. I think they are afraid to lose their credibility, because here they are talking about cars, and with clever editing, making their driving look realll good, but if they participated in…

"I'll just lay down by the door and give this a +1"

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

Personally, I would vote for the one of Alison Williams getting her ass eaten.

Yes and no. It is gravity, but it's the moon's gravity. Your stomach is like the tides.

Winston's lawyer explains:

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

The ankle bracelet doesn't have that kind of range.

Yikes. You're going to have a very hard time sticking to 250 miles. The 650S Spider is an extremely addicting car. The more you push it the more you respect it and the more you want to keep driving it. At 250 miles you're just scratching the surface of everything there is to learn of its capabilities. The biggest…

Never race a Trans-Am if the driver has a mustache.

"Dad, Can I do that next time? Only I want to do it in the NBA!"

On the contrary, Tiger is extremely friendly and welcoming to attractive women ages 19-35

TIL that "uh oh" means the same thing in Estonian.

That duck screaming at the end was terifieing. I hope the puffalumps did not hear that.