They're probably also quite pleased their investment is protecting himself.

The truck is in Delaware - chewing on its underwear - but the pictures are from its former home in California. The ad notes a clean title and a solid body. It also asks $21,500 for the truck and now I'd like your opinion on whether or not that's a deal.

Get outta here grandpa. Bluetooth rocks.

Not lip-synching? I am shocked. Shocked!

I met Eric Lindros in 1994 (I was 13) at Garden State Park race track in New Jersey. I simply asked for an autograph while he was dining with the Flyers team. 10 minutes later he brought his plate over to my table and ate his dinner with my father and I. He spent a good 30 minutes with us, asking questions, getting…

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.

Coming out with a movie about your life when you won't share a single inner thought with reporters is some quality trolling.

This guy went to my high school, no joke. He was also my arch nemesis.

Skim Milk handled his business

A-ROD is my Walter White. I know I shouldn't root for him but I can't help it.

Audi S8

"Dare Greatly"?

Photo Credit: Satan

I feel like it would be cheaper for Jordan to just cut a check to the country club and reserve the whole course for himself on days that he feels like golfing.

This is why ALL of my smaller jets are Gulfstreams.

This is why you buy a helicopter to fly you to your jet.

Finally, a sport for fat guys with good hands.

This is probably the lowest moment in the long history of #wellactually.

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

Not Pictured: Dan Snyder, who still can't figure out how his chariot works.