If by "hot bed" you mean self-destructive black hole of obsession and masochism, featuring the worst hockey media in the world and a fanbase that will interrupt the dinner of a fourth liner for autographs.

DAMMIT!!!

Considering it's basically an even better version of the best car in the world, I feel like it's about as good as you can get.

This is some brave shit.

"Mind your own business."

She had her own response via Twitter, of course:

Well, Denis Potvin's off the hook, because Potvin sucks.

I can tell it's not an authentic Long Island accent because she doesn't mention Billy Joel.

I don't think Vina gets enough credit for holding onto that.

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

If you build it... Something will happen.

Seattle in the minutes immediately following that playcall.

The extra U in the 2nd spelling was intended for transplanted British fans of Peter Falk.

I once pulled a Tundra (that was pulling the space shuttle) out of the snow with my S-class.

I would need at least $2,000 worth of cocaine to get anywhere near that state.

Only 364 more days til next years hockey tryouts

DISBELIEF MODE

"He'll be fine."

oh my god i'm so glad i'm married and haven't been to a club in 9 years.

Bug Selig looking around at the :22 mark like WHO THE HELL LET THIS GUY UP HERE?!