I love it

is he selling it to pay for medical treatments? If so that’s really unfortunate. Especially since it probably hasn’t hit peak value.

whats weirder:

I wonder how many shares Max Bozzone’s mom is worth. And where does the club keep her. There’s more to this story, Tom.

The trick to evading security guards is to point your penis in the direction you want to go

elbow bump!

for me it’s only handshakes, regardless of gender, until we know each other on a personal level (meeting their family, doing things outside the professional frame) then its hugs. i have NO PROBLEM hugging men or women that I have close business relationships with. hugs are a signal of trust and a deeper level of care.…

My uncle always had a roll of nickels.

Or not pay for it

if Tinder bans cougars, I’ll delete the app, i swear to god.

point me in the direction of a man who’s bracing and/or muscle use can stop 5000+ lbs of force and I’ll hop in that car on the next test.

also dont forget to wear underwear, folks

You can tell this guy is real class by the way he throws the empty fire extinguisher that he borrowed up and over his shoulder after he’s done with it and leaves it to rest in the middle of the street

I’m shocked it happens at all. 3 strikeouts in 9 pitches is completely phenomenal, but it’s SO EASY for a batter to take one single pitch if they find themselves as the 3rd batter after two pitches

“...declared it would be “launching an investigation,” which was presumably Ice Cube texting Iverson and asking him what the fuck happened.”

no one knows because everyone buys it to spray it

Why watch $9000 dissipate after the race when you can watch millions of dollars dissipate during the race?

Every time I see a cricket match clip I can’t help but imagine that it was invented by a group of gardeners on their lunch break from grooming the vast estate.

centrifugal juicers pretty much eliminate the fibre from the consumable part, but cold pressed, which is what this guy will be drinking, retains a lot of the fibre.