looks like somebody has a case of the HOLY FUCK THERE’S A LOT OF FENTANYL IN THIS METH!

Two years ago two guys broke out of prison. All sorts of weird storylines emerged and naturally Gawker obsessed over it. Here’s one of the MANY posts about it:

any idea on penis size for any of the escapees?

he should have just gone with legal motor

I love this thing

the only think more surprising than an in-the-park grand slam is instant replay on a AAA broadcast.

At first I thought this was another trump tweet, but no... way too intelligent.

a hammer, a spark plug and a head rest. Three things almost everyone carries with them on a hot day

just lol’ed at an orange aircraft carrier.

I learned from a very drunk man in a very small bar in Swift Current, Saskatchewan that an all black vehicle (windows, paint, trim, wheels) is referred to as ‘Murdered’

My mom had a New Yorker when I was a kid. I recall her thinking something was seriously wrong with it when I switched the digital display to read mph instead of km/h without telling her

Damn I was kinda hoping it would explode

when I was buying a Sprinter, I did tons of research on every single option available from all the competitors. The Nissan literally makes zero sense, unless you insist your cargo van have a V8.

Bobby Moynihan gets me vote for the role of Barney. I’m impartial to whoever they cast for Adrian.

Kurt Covfefe

he did the smartest possible baseball thing he could do, given the circumstance. If he just assumes a 3-6-3 double play, and runs like that’s the defensive play, that’s likely how it ends up, but he ran it as if it was a reverse force and it paid off for them by way of an error. He had nothing to lose by trying it,…

Scrap Metal Cushions Pipe’s Fall From Crashing Cargo Truck

“Mr. Mayweather this is Riley Deifenbach from IRS. How are you this morning?”

its so weird how they wear their team uniforms during the game but the league uniforms during the derby.

didn’t cavendish rip into a cameraman last year for recording him doing the same?