*McGregor dancing*

in all fairness it did break, to the left

Glad someone else spotted this, too. I posed a similar question as well

If Ira Ehrenpreis gifted his car to Elon, (serial number 1) because he was the first to put a deposit, how then will he receive car #2?

I love you man, and I hear you 100%. I try to hard to stay chill at airports or places of mass gathering, hoping it will rub off on others, but I’ve resigned to the fact that when it comes to travel it’s every man for himself.

Interdisciplinary celebrity species rarely greet each other with touch. Ke$ha should have known this.

same thoughts, here. I couldn’t believe they were laughing. It’s horrifying.

pssst, it’s her mom

chill the fuck out, Lavar.

I don’t want watch or play basketball AT ALL and I thought the same thing

I love offer sheets. Especially in leagues with a hard cap.

ok, I can’t tell you how many times “a double handjob” was offered on the bench for random things that needed to be accomplished during hockey games. It actually became the standard ask/offer.

I definitely would have dropped a “thank the sweet lord Jesus this is finally over” or something.

once, a long time ago, I came home from work very late and took my mom’s brand new car out for a joyride in the middle of the night. I ended up breaking it, getting towed home and putting it back in the garage then leaving - all without being discovered. Very early the next morning she called me and asked me if I came…

Gilbert may be a dirt bag, but his personal net worth is irrelevant to the negotiations between personnel and company - and the valuation of his pro sports teams (and hence his total net worth) don’t have any correlation to their front office payrolls.

It looks hard to clean behind.

you know its a great fireworks display when the kids are covering their ears and squeezing their eyes shut.

Men handing over flowers to fully waxed, extremely vain & sweaty men who are wearing skin tight brightly coloured clothing would be way too homosexual.

why not buy him tuition so he can get the hell out of that goddamn fast food restaurant.

in my son’s leagues they require the older kids to officiate the younger divisions. The highest division needs adults officiating so that’s where they are assigned.