WAY better than ending up at the bottom of a pile of rabad Jizz fans

Firstly, a repeat offender, which Keith is, surrender more salary than a first time offender.

actually he’s a great person and a great hockey talent - but this kind of shit along with the Sedin hit and Carter slash speak more to his lack of respect for the game and tarnishes what would otherwise be a very respectable image. shame on him.

pit-to-pit measurement is 1/2 chest, so you’re looking at 44" chest, which is normal for a size 40 or 42 jacket.

a withheld vote for Trump is a vote for Hillary.

The major downside to agents, and believe me I know this because I am one, is that they often include their own needs in the negotiation or are negotiating for the wrong reasons, which ends up stripping value out of the product.

was this piece written in 1904?

The guy throwing a baseball nearly 108 mph in the video up there is Casey Weathers, a 2007 first-round pick who almost washed out of baseball after suffering a few serious arm injuries

you know that cat is pissed about the “most important thing I’ll ever own” comment

provenance matters.

Alternate headline:

Brady should be appealing that fucking hair-do

i fucking love this comment - i came back here today to read it again

800 hours isnt that long when you’re talking designed-from-scratch.

speaking only for myself, a pole would certainly be involved in my one month with a hellcat.

[looks on approvingly]

A golf video game where the user controls a professional playing on a golf simulator

if i boil water and put some spaghetti in the water then wait for a bit... did i just cook?

Any time I see someone driving a luxury car that is at the very bottom of its depreciation curve, I immediately think to myself “well, he had a good (insert model year of car)”

That's also a fairly impressive 0-307.2-0 time