I can’t imagine anyone is lining up to subscribe to a Don Lemon podcast. 

Still waiting on Sports Story, personally

So you really like those peaches, wanna shake that tree?

God I need Animal Crossing right now

Hah. We know you lie, as because you own an Alfa, you don’t HOST dinner parties. You RSVP to them and then call the evening of saying “My Stelvio is in the shop again, sorry”. /s

Wile E. Covfefe strikes again!

I had someone who kept using my email for things like their XBox Live or Steam accounts - I finally started going in and changing the username to “stopusingmyemail” or something like that and it stopped.

I must have a common first/last name combination, because I have had no less than a dozen different folks around the U.S. and Canada mistakenly use my @gmail.com e-mail address instead of theirs.

Fucking LARPers. NEeeeeeeeerrrrdddddssss!

And it wasn’t even a good pun, it was kindergarten-level. Like, ‘unbearable’, that’s the w-ursus pun ever.

Because my PC is in my office, and I’d like to play PC games in my living room.  

Schadenfreude is a powerful emotion, but is it strong enough to get you to watch two documentaries on the same subject?

Same!

If I threw out everything that didn’t bring me joy I’d be sitting in a house with, like one skillet, two guitars, a TV and a really nice canvas bag. Also would be alone because ofMill would leave me. 

I never really tried them before, and was hesitant about an over the head earmuff due to my hair getting messed up very easily...then I found the 180s Behind the Head earmuffs. Now they go with me even when there is merely the THREAT of chilliness. I chose black as that non-color goes with everything and is fairly…

I never really tried them before, and was hesitant about an over the head earmuff due to my hair getting messed up…

Wait staff, bartenders, barbers. That’s it.

I used to spring this on my wife when we were out, birthday or not, just because it made her squirm.

Do the mountains come out of the sky and stand there?

I’d have checked her teeth and made her stomp some answers to simple math questions. Anyone can say they’re Thoroughbred, I’m going to need a long form Birth Certificate, and a record of Sea Biscuit and her Nana’s time together in Tiajuana.   

It is not possible that they’ll cast anyone better for the role than Melissa Benoist. She is Supergirl in the same way that Reeve is Superman, and Connery is Bond.