Fixed it.

Someone told her not to worry about the car catching fire since she’d be underwater on her loan.

Chronically Horrible Underground Dickheads.

Low miles, one owner, tires have almost all tread, interior like new...

I guess you’ve never used Microsoft Sync.

I’m very fond of Peter Gabriel’s Red Rain.

Janet, good or bad, is my crushiest crush.(throws bottle, yells Jortles! and runs away).

Oh, come on!

“Hey, can you cut this for me?”

Unless you’re a lefty, then you’ll get ink all over your writing hand. They’re garbage. Pilot G2 is where it’s at.

I do remember the American Girl store was a good place to have an affair because who would suspect it?

Caity Weaver is a goddamn national treasure.

I miss old Gawker and the Best Restaurant in New York series. This memory is brought to you by the time they ate in the American Girl store.

Reddit Enhancement Suite already does most of this

There is no Dana, only Juul!

I think the obvious one (for my generation) is probably Jagged Little Pill

I’m all about ghosting social events, in fact I often skip the middle man and never even show up to begin with - I call it foreghosting.

I’d have to be crazy to fly...

Track: Hold On | Artist: Tom Waits | Album: Mule Variations

If Riverdale has taught me anything, it’s to stay away from the Jingle Jangle.