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Somewhat off topic but on topic, I had to do community service many, many years ago. One day when we were out moving 1' square marble slabs at the dog shelter, the foreman came up to my friend and I and said if we were to do another job we could get out of hauling the heavy slabs for the rest of the day, but it was a

Who the hell photoshopped that Erin Andrews image, Dr. Moreau?

So...what are you wearing <winky smiley face>

AHHHHHHHHHHHHif only I actually still watched this show.

Sometimes I'm so tempted to reply to those pictures "WE ARE JUDGING YOU". The second someone starts incessantly tagging their SO in links to articles, I can safely assume the marriage/relationship is in shambles.

how many girls (or guys as well I guess?) have touched your penis (if any)

A Thomas Pynchon book (Mason & Dixon)

Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of a million hamsters crying.

Vastra/Jenny/Strax need their own show, and they need it now. I love the strange dichotomy of their relationships.

It's astounding.

beware the dirty caesar

Half man could spend the rest of his days wandering the countryside, pissing on graves.

And be mistaken for part of Fat Albert's crew.

I think the teasers under the caption say it all.

It could have been any that ended with:

I fell in love with her in Penny Dreadful.

You are all sorts of awesome. Best plan ever.

So glad my daughter grew out of Nick Jr quickly. For the longest time I assumed Dora existed just to make you appreciate the subtle, less yelling characters of Blue's Clues.

Move this exact story to any US city, and there would have been more "violence ensues" and less "enjoyable experience".

I really hope they have giant versions of their excellent product to fight with.