eshelman
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eshelman

As someone with the initials ME irl, I approve the hell out of this image.

Those are WORTHLESS! They're too bendy, and the ends don't have enough cotton on them, it's like cleaning your ear with a coffee stirrer.

Somewhat off topic, but Q-Tips are one of the few products that the off-brands just don't compare. I'll buy house brands for just about every product or food, but I won't skimp on my Q-Tips.

This is all bullshit.

Thank god (most of) my drunken stupidity days were over before the advent of the camera phone.

Hmm...matches, rolling paper....

There's always room for Jello.

Good on Bass Coast, but it's pretty damn ridiculous this requires a rule in the first place.

Any purveyor of Steampunk accoutrements can help you find something that isn't douchey at all.

$12 all you can drink? The only thing I'd be able to do with a plastic bag is ralph in it after drinking my own body weight in cheap draft beer. God I wish I was young again.

I'm not that familiar with the sidewinder, but isn't she missing a tank on this? Basically she hid in the bathroom to drink out of a vase and hold a battery?

I wish I had more stars for you. This is beautiful.

Lord of the Rings marathon is redundant.

This little guy has served me well, and the price was right.

TSA Agent: Um....

"I feel reborn"

No more coughing, or wheezing, or snoring, or smelling like a bar (or what they used to smell like). I love it. The money difference is finally kicking in now that I've settled on some hardware and stopped buying new 'toys' every weekend. It really did save my life, and I pass my old batteries and tanks onto

Coming up on a year cigarette-free here. I tried gum and patches and chatix (sp?) and none worked. Picked up a decent vape starter kit, and I threw away my pack that very day. My MVP 2 with a nice blend of pineapple and vanilla is a much better alternative to smoking (or having rage fits and yelling from trying

Her delivery of "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride" was so chilling and odd. That one line stuck with me for some reason.

I was looking for a font that says "I'm whimsical and carefree, and also a 12 year old girl living in a Lisa Frank world". I think this kid nailed it.