I’m an intellectual because I’ve been reading and educating myself every day for decades. I’m also a high school graduate with a blue collar job. Distaste for educational institutions is not the same as anti-intellectualism.

Hosea 13:14-16

That one’s easy - used to be fried in lard.

Apparently he’s not being asked to do anything. It used to be a joke that Trump picked him because the one black guy gets the job that has “Urban” in the title, but I no longer consider that a joke.

Which is not what you want to hear from the guy running it, especially when he seems to care as little as he knows.

I read “Who Goes There?” when I was about 12, in a collection themed by question titles - which is absurd, but included gems like “Houston, Houston, Do You Read?” and “If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?”. Good stuff.

She knows what she likes and I don’t try to improve it.

“How these people become published “author” is beyond me?”

My entire secret for a happy marriage is making Mrs. Kit some steel cut oats in the morning. Fry them in a little butter first and add dried cranberries at the end.

All the love for Benson, Soap, and Sports Night is spot on, and I also love Rafiki.

Also - And because I love you I can say this: no rich young white guy has ever gotten anywhere with me comparing himself to Rosa Parks.

(In a nearby alternate reality, Guillaume played Tuvok - he was the producers’ first choice)

I certainly do think that world revolves around me - I’m a bus driver with a high school degree and an extra hundred and fifty pounds, what could possibly be imperfect about me?

Mrs. Kit offered me a ride home from work, and we decided mutually to make it a picnic. It was very random and I have no advice to offer, but that’s my story.

“My point is that I would need to make more friends. Which again, seems to be immoral in this world.”

November 1 and February 15: The Holidays known as Cheap Candy Day.

If you have fifty friends and half of them are women, you can ask a friend on a date from time to time. If you have three friends and none of them are women, your problem isn’t that bars aren’t social hot spots.

There’s apps now. anyone using an app is more likely to be interested in hearing from you than shoppers at the grocery store.

Eh, you can give rules to men. We need them, and only listen to other men.

It’s important to note that this month, you can get big bags of really great candy. Reese’s varieties, Butterfinger varieties, Almond Snickers, Midnight Milky Way, just a lot of great stuff.