I would watch a live action Scooby Doo with MBB as Shaggy.

“Sean Bean is about to die”

The resemblance between Billy Mitchell and Disjointed’s Tae Kwon Douglas is freaking me out a little bit...

(Carter’s war crimes in Central America only look good when compared to the Presidents before and after him)

Spielberg chooses the worst way to change the book by including the white male avatar but not confronting why, even for a single moment.

I still can’t decide if that was some kind of Mad Libs parody, and I’ve decided not to find out.

Wienerschnitzel’s attempt to get in on KFC’s OMFG menu.

Hot dog buns are typically still one piece, cut but not halved.

Thank you, that’s exactly what’s been disappointing me about Salty, and I hadn’t put it all together until you clarified it.

See also: half a dozen Will Smith movies.

Leave the gun. Take the ramen.

The other thing about movies, though, is that you can tell the same story over and over with different actors and settings. Nothing about the Iron Man or Avengers movies stopped Paul Rudd from being the funny guy in Ant-Man, or Tom Holland in Homecoming, or Ezra Miller in Justice League. Give Hawkeye a movie or TV…

That could make him the one man in the MCU with no daddy issues, that would set him apart.

On the one hand, yes, Watergate included all of that and was far more than breaking and entering. On the other hand, the only way you can say that nothing like these shenanigans has yet happened is because the shenanigans that have happened have been so much worse - active treason and naked corruption far beyond…

I’ve been wanting a Netflix Hawkeye series with Jeremy Renner and Adrianne Palicki. She’s the same Bobbi she’s been on ABC, so they’ve never been married to each other, but she’s basically in the Kate role with maybe a little more sexual tension. Tracksuit Draculas would fit right in in Hell’s Kitchen.

“...the South African state — in which the more numerous black population owns the vote — increased its persecution of the white settlers who made South Africa into a thriving place instead of the mostly-abandoned land it was when they arrived.”

I get what you’re saying, but MST3K needs the truly bewildering batshit that is Carnival Magic to achieve its goals.

You will see what she does... You will wonder how she does it! But always waiting in the wings are her two greatest enemies:

For New Gods, the right CGI would be just fine. I’m remembering Mirrormask, a movie with a lot of flaws but which showed how CGI could fulfill the artistic vision of a director. If DuVernay has any interest in using CGI to explore the mind of Jack Kirby, I’d be down for 0% Live Action.