They are em-bare-ass- ing!

What’s my strategy? A barrel. A fucking barrel.

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

Excuse me. A network with a little show called 90 Day Fiance cannot be said to be “going downhill.” That show, and its various offshoots, is pure gold. (That said this show seems disgusting and I hate “clairvoyants.”)

When you’re still single at 45, they stop asking you directly. They just whisper among themselves about how they knew all along you were gay.  

It’s my fault for putting him on my fantasy team.

Bell 100% deserves to get his money and I fully support him doing what he needs to do to get paid in a system that has been built to not only be unfair to its workers but it’s surrounded by a culture that will treat fair labor with hostility.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

Until we see a tinder profile with the line “i fucked Odell Beckham Jr and did coke with him ... get on my level cunts” I’m going to assume this didn’t really happen.

It brings me great relief to know that others are as pissed at that little turd as I am.

“What’s a computer?”

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

Spanos is pure evil. I don’t see any other trait save for massive greed.

Are you serious? In this year of all years Dean Spanos can’t even get a nomination? I guess in terms of pure evil he doesn’t come close to some of these guys but as bumbling shitbag of an owner he’s easily top 5 this year.

I hope, but for how much they “don’t recall” and “misread the situation” I really wonder if they even consider their own actions.

There’s no doubt he gets cut. If there’s one thing the NFL has always been clear on it’s that they have a hard moral line about domestic violence that cannot be crossed by 30 year old third stringers at a position where the team’s depth is ok.

“Ewww, feet? Doesn’t he know where they’ve been?”

They are just looking for someone more cultured.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

In Ezekiel’s defense, he probably meant to punch out the woman instead.