OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

You are so so right. Young people are fixated on offense. They forget about the part about the defense controlling the ball. That’s why they love the DH and other things that are counter the purity of baseball.
That said, that was some pure PURE bat flippage. It just never comes down - I think the HOF snatched it right…

Back in the day, an 89 pitch night was just a regular Thursday for Maddox.

$2.5M is only 5% of $50M.

Curt Schilling is what happens when you put a baseball and a copy of the Turner Diaries in a lab and rub them together vigorously until they sprout vaginas and dicks then make em fuck

Big government trying to keep the little guy down again. A hard working American borrows a measly $75million just to get started and then people go all crazy when he doesn’t pay it back. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton Bengazhi Obama Terrorism Islam Look Over there...and no one cares.

Can’t wait for the meme he posts that simultaneously jerks off our troops, shits on the president, tells those colored folks to stop asking for welfare and somehow excuses him from bilking Maine out of $70M or so.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

Does Nate also get an entry into the Name of the Year Bracket?

+1 run through the okra patch.

but has so far refused to acknowledge the possibility that racism played a part in what occurred.

Oh yeah what about [article from 2012 where someone died from being stabbed]

“in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job”

lol.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

I dont think those are smelling salts, it looks like a opened gatorlyte which you put in a gatorade, or water, or just throw the salt in your mouth [which you immediately chase with a beverage of your choice] if your cramping.

is there a funnier season of tv than the first season of Eastbound and Down?

My guess is that not all players are completely blind, some may have some level of vision, but be legally blind, so the blindfolds ensure that all players are completely blind.

In a short tournament like this any goalie can get hot and lose to Canada in the final.