Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…
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mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason
Over a decade ago I worked at Tim Hortons. Near the end of my lustrous career I had a drive-through customer who asked for his coffee “stirred twice clockwise, three times counter-clockwise, and four times clockwise.” I was so enamoured with the request that I followed through, and after giving the man his coffee and…
Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.
I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…
I once had a customer who ordered a cheeseburger with Swiss but got cheddar. When the mistake was realized, I apologized and offered her a free cookie. She replied, “Honey, if this is the worse thing to happen to be today, then I’ve got a pretty good life.” After getting bitched at by stuck up college kids and…
“Near the end of my lustrous career I had a drive-through customer who asked for his coffee “stirred twice clockwise, three times counter-clockwise, and four times clockwise.””
Midway through page 3 of 9 she states, “we are Floridian-Americans”. That was enough for me.
This is probably the best-placed "lol" I've ever seen.
Gather ‘round, starving children, I’m about to give you a FREE puppet show!! Sorry I am taking up all your begging time and you will probably return with no money and get acid splashed on you and your legs broken, but this’ll great story for all of us! That money I would have given you I gave to charity and 50% of it…
One time my sister was mackin’ on some hottie at a bar. When they exchanged information, his last name was my mom’s super rare one-in-a-billion maiden name and I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING that my sister almost went home with a cousin.
A friend of mine dated a guy for 6 months, until he went over to to her place hang out one day and her mom asked what her cousin was doing over.
My daughter, who is adopted, has 14 biological siblings on her birthmom’s side and I don’t even have information on the birthfather’s side. All of them are within an hour of where we live. I hadn’t even thought about scenarios like this until reading this article.
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That’s why you always date outside your race. That way the worst-case scenario is accidentally flirting on Tinder with your long-lost HALF sibling.
FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.
popular chain restaurant that rhymes with “Crapplebees.” (Editor’s Note: Oh for fuck’s sake)
Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.