HAHA Give that social media coordinator a raise!!
Escaped
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Did you guys see this
Harper Lee is a literary giant. I'm just a girl who can't resist a bad joke.
Amen to that. I found a great DM and married him.
Shallamar will NEVER be at anything I throw. EVER. Remind me or Nicole (the girl throwing the shower) to tell you about the time I chased her down and beat her with my purse.
Tell me, is it hard to murder bad tippers when you're in the advanced stages of pregnancy? Do you need us to donate to a kickstarter to fund your defense team?
I almost used "shade" here, but I don't do that shit without consulting Kara, because Shade Court will not hesitate to try its own.
As a fellow alumna, they're just saying what the entire Princeton community was thinking - bring up her name to anyone and it is like a whole body cringe.
Depends on the game system....
Hey, no judgement here. Let's play some time :) I'll bring my new dice.
I KNOW WHAT A WASTE
I am a vegetarian. I don't bother mentioning it to most people, and I don't get preachy or soap-boxy about it. It's just a personal choice. I do know really preachy vegans though, and they get on my nerves. I also know stalwart meat-eaters, and they get on my nerves.
This conversation is making me want to hurl.
Her over-the-top reaction may be the funniest part. This woman has three children! Was sex a new thing to her? I THINK NOT.
"That's what's called 'balls deep in twink ass' kids, now finish your meal. "
Goose is great too. We should really eat more geese. They are the true pinnacle of Avian Assholes.
Chickens are assholes. Tasty, tasty assholes.