I think she probably does, too. But I feel super icky that she's being made fun of for it, particularly with the angle that she's "not all that."

One of my pet peeves of meeting a girl from tinder or okcupid is when we meet and first hug, she'll always say something like 'It's so great to meet you' and I'll be like 'QUIET! Now people are going to know we met from the internet ahhhhh'

So, Jezebel Meetup at Riposo 72?

Does anything else really need to be said?

He lost me at "persuit." Tell him I said "shut up, re-take English 101, and do not breed."

Lol. I shared this on FB and some "friend" of a "friend" hit me up with the following gem:

Ron PrattMy head is going to explode. Even if you are totally ignorant, does a potato even sound plausible? ??????? Let alone 2 weeks stuffed in the Holy of holys? I was born and raised catholic and I am sorry, the church didn't…

That picture is completely freaking me out. 3 minutes ago I wouldn't have thought twice about it. Thanks, Mark.

+1,000,000 for excellent use of Joe

It's just so bad. LOL. Like... they just failed at everything they set out to do with this thing. Are they secretly trying to get more women to vote Democratic?

I liked the pretty dresses, but my tiny girl brain couldn't handle it when they started talking about budgets and debts and taxes and money and other boy stuff like that. WHO DO I VOTE FOR?

I heard they have computers on the Internet now!

But does it have birds?

Quick question: how does it taste? Everything else is meaningless.

"High on weed" is such a dubious phrase; also, it will never not be funny when people say that. It's like, "smoking drugs" or "reefer." Just kills me every time.

I was fairly ambivalent leaning towards disliking Anne Hathaway, but this interview is totally endearing.

Kinda related, but when I was 17, I developed a crush on a 24 year old man I met online. He wasn't a Youtuber; just some random dude. He flirted with me and we sexted from time to time. I at the time had no problem with the nature of our relationship because, hey, I'm one year away from being an adult and I was "very…

Thirsty

maintain your "not rapey" brand by not being rapey!

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?