Pound puppies, could not own enough of those. My grandmother still has them somewhere in a trunk I’m sure.

It’s embarrassing that this woman is from NH, what a nutcase!

This rabbit is terrifying, I don’t understand the point of this photograph paired with this slide. Is the rabbit a DUCK?

Well now I definitely want to send my kid there,

wat o_o;

Where they maybe paying him under the table so as not to disturb his social security benefits? I’ve heard of disabled workers getting paid in gift cards at other establishments so that they can keep their healthcare and such.

I’m no child psychologist, but even if that is the case and their mother is brainwashing them, throwing the children in jail doesn’t help the situation at all!!

That was such a good book! I haven’t read her others yet, but I plan to. Any suggestions?

Is it terrible that the thing I love about that ecard is the correct use of “you’re” and “your”?

It’s stories like these that make me glad to be such a visibly physically handicapped woman, I never have to deal with this.

+10 for the clever Chorus Line reference!

The real question is who will do the makeup for the wedding?

I have read many stories today, but this one is my favorite. His expression is even more pained than the fellow who got gored by a bull.

Don't try and force me into a people box Kara, I'll drink all the milk I want and diarrhea be damned.

I just felt super old, but then I realized I was only like 14 in 2008, so there's not really much of an age gap.

Wait, didn't he also play Voldemorte? Or was that someone else?

Thank you for your last line, I think it's something people forget. My mother never hits me hard enough to leave obvious marks, but she usually accompanies it with a lot of nasty comments. When I was growing up, my only reference for "real" abuse was A Child Called It. I figured since my mother never hit me nearly…

That's ridiculous! I don't think we ever went through quite that much. How many campers did you have?

Abrupt Mousse