The copious use of "(lol)" alone made me want to punch him.

I too worked in the arts department at a Girl Scout camp. I would go back to my tent at night with vinegar from tie dye in my cloths, clay up my arms, and paint somewhere on my body, but by far glitter was the worst. The interns swept the center everyday, but it showed up again the next day regardless of whether I…

I accidentally stumbled on this article, but I had no idea hockey (that is hockey, right?) players were so attractive. I think I need to watch more sports.

Right?! I'm so glad it's all on Netflix now.

I should not speed read ever, I thought you said: "My best friend broke her foot on a six year old."

A+ for the photo along with the story!

Does this woman need financial support? I feel really bad for her. Maybe she'll get a book deal out of it?

If you say his name three times does he suddenly appear behind you like Bloody Mary? I'm too scared to try, he may decide to sue me.

Is it terrible that I would feel the need to take the toys and sneak them back to the child?

Is it me, or does the first woman look a bit like Anna Kendrick?

Suicidal Blissey made me giggle. God I must be tired.

My mother did that to me one Christmas with Pokemon Crystal. I was pretty devastated but then again I was a little shit at 8.

I volunteer as tribute!

Thanks for googling it for me, I didn't figure it out right away either.

I feel like that needs to be a Gawker thing now, describing doing a thing and the vague anatomy part that goes with it.

All I want for Christmas, is for Gawker to hire this fuckkerrrrr! Yeah! It almost has a nice ring to it, y'know, like that Mariah Carey song.

You mean so we can devour his words, you know, with the eye parts of our face?

Yeah Magneto. With his adamantium bones he's screwed against that guy.

I'm surprised hippos aren't higher on the list, they're freaking dangerous.

Jesus I am blown away by the Jodi Picoult hate here; all you users "too cool" to read her books. Her books probably aren't high literature, but they can be a fun read. I, for one, really enjoyed Leaving Time. Also, fuck Nicholas Sparks.