Dragonites make the best HM slaves.

I love this song! You can really feel the angry passion behind the words. The song is a year older than I am, but still super relevant. One more time for Bill Gates!!

Fate really wants me to give you all the stars for that comment.

" all because fate made him act like shit"

He likes Tom Lehrer?

Woah! I think you're right! I didn't even see that blurb on the side explaining a name change the first time I skimmed the article. How on earth did you remember that?

Woah! I think you're right. I didn't see that blurb on the side of the page about his name change the first time I skimmed the article. How did you even remember that?

That is the ugliest pattern ever.

Great article! I kinda want some of those fried thai green beans. Off topic: Everytime I see the word "Renaissance" I pronounce it Ren-ay-sance in my head, like Ted from HIMYM.

I would like it in a t-shirt that matches my eyes, please.

WHAT?!? No, this must be witchcraft!!1!

Maybe my nose is just not attuned to pick up the similar notes between my goat cheese and my hand after petting the goats?

Chevre smelling goats? Please point me in the direction of these magical creatures. I scratched my goat's head today and all I got was the smell of dirt with a hint of second-cut hay.

Ooh please tell stories if you remember any!

Ahahaha I used to row on the school team which practiced at 5:00 in the morning. If school got pushed back I bet our coaches would have used it as an excuse to extend practice.

As a herd manager at a goat farm I have to say that goat milk tastes great. It's easier to digest than cows milk because the fat molecules are slightly smaller, and it lacks a separation protein that cow's milk has that some people are allergic to.