It’s really hard to tell if the slow clap will end with some sort of human sacrifice or a big group hug.

They do it every ten minutes or so during the game, too. It’s terrifying, and absolutely fantastic.

Recap of today's game.

Stay on the easy bracket? And dishonor their Viking ancestors feasting and battling in the halls of Valhalla? This is peasant speech. In the hearts of every Englishman and Frenchman beats the ancient fear of longships spotted on the horizon, coming their way.

True warriors seek out the greatest opponents to smite

Let me rephrase that for you since that somehow went over your head- Porsche actually delivers on their promises without fault. Tesla has claimed that their car will do X thing and have X feature. The car comes out and X feature doesn’t work and has to be recalled or they push the car’s release back a year since they…

You’re right, no one should be cycling. Just work harder and buy a car.

I want to complain about police brutality. There wasn’t enough of it. Fucking cyclists always completely in their own bubble and ignore everything going on. Good on the cops for this takedown. Now go get the rest of them.

He will never leave jail. He will be considered for parole in 25 years and promptly rejected. Parole boards in the UK have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that the offender doesn’t pose a threat to the public before someone on one life tariff is set free, let alone 22 like this. The 25 years is a quirk of UK law, he…

Mercedes uses white Mitsubishis anyway to polish the GWagon’s paint at the factory before delivery...

No they dont. they do it electronically. the secretary takes 32 seconds total to file it with the DMV.

(flips turn signal)

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

First rule of a hit-and-run: Don’t hit so hard that you’re unable to run.

VWs have a similar “feature”

I know, right? For the love of all that is holy, STOP USING PORTRAIT MODE!!

Probably, but still.

Um, no.