Mercedes uses white Mitsubishis anyway to polish the GWagon’s paint at the factory before delivery...

No they dont. they do it electronically. the secretary takes 32 seconds total to file it with the DMV.

(flips turn signal)

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

First rule of a hit-and-run: Don’t hit so hard that you’re unable to run.

VWs have a similar “feature”

I know, right? For the love of all that is holy, STOP USING PORTRAIT MODE!!

Probably, but still.

Um, no.

HamNo would eat that up like it were filet mignon.

Retitle it and you’ll get it there.

You brought Gawker into Jalopnik, and now the comments are all shitty.

All choices have consequences.

Apart from the Smart and the bicycle, is every other vehicle on that street a Honda?

But for this to work you need to have friends...

You’re a baby. If you’re THAT sensitive to light, you need to see an eye doctor or not drive at night.

You know, maybe the DOT needs to back the fuck off the laser beam headlights and let this stuff happen. Until we allow advancement of technology to touch our headlights, we have hit a brick wall. Of darkness.

When will people learn that diversity and tolerance doesn't extend to the point that you welcome a culture that has an open desire to change your country to reflect their values by any means necessary?