This thing really needs LED headlights. The quicker automakers start offering LED option, the quicker we will make HID as standard and get rid of halogens (Audi is doing it).

I have a TV in the car. Haven’t used it once in 5 years. I don’t even know how it works or where the headphones are.

Does the AC come with anti-peasant air filter? I really don’t want to breathe the same air as poor people on the streets.

Or one has DTS front, the other one is an Escalade.

Compared to what is on the road now, Model S is just bland. Both inside and out.

Better looking? This thing looks like an Infiniti FX. I’ll take Cayenne over this any day.

I don’t understand how someone can buy a car from a stranger, pay him and leave the car with that stranger? Why not just take the car into your possession, go to the transport company and let them keep the car at their lot? I have a problem leaving my groceries unattended. I’m not blaming the buyer, just can’t…

World’s dumbest fucktard.

Dartz with a whale cock interior.

Express Ride sounds damn good if you drive shitload for Lyft. And hopefully in about 10 years, we can get fully autonomous taxis. I’d rather put my life into a computer driven cab, than a regular cab driver.

Yes please.

I suspect it holds the brake on a hill. Sounds stupid, but so incredibly useful if you live somewhere like San Francisco. No more releasing the brake and racing your foot to gas pedal before it rolls down and hits a car parked behind you.

Nobody is going to make LED as standard if you are not buying an $80k car. Automakers do need to make money and LED option is one of those ways to do so. You can argue that they can just make them standard on everything and put the cost into the price, then people would be pissed because not everyone wants to pay $2k…

“A lot of people posting it to their Facebook wall don’t seem to recognize that.”

I call insurance fraud. There is absolutely no way somebody can be this stupid. Then again, she did buy a Saturn.

Get a parking spot. You can park on the street all you want, eventually someone will beat the shit out of your bumper. I’m talking about people who park by hitting cars behind and in front of them. Who the fuck taught them to park like that anyway?

Don’t post this on Gawker, otherwise people there will go apeshit that cops spend so much on their own protection and bla bla bla.

So there is a glare in your eyes, you are going up the hill and the first thing you do is drive faster? Was he trying to outrun the sunlight?

So this is a question to all convertible owners. Why the hell so many of you leave your car outside or in a public garage with a top down? What is the point? We get it, you got a convertible. It takes less than 20 seconds to put the roof up and you only have to hold one button. I freak out when I think I left my…

I never understood why people give cars to valet. Would you give the keys to your $80k car to a random stranger on the street? No? So why the hell would you do it with a valet? It’s not like they are responsible for any damage. There is a limited number of times I’d ever give valet keys to my car: My wife being in…