"No, honey, I love you and I respect women, it's just, these greedy, insatiable women would starve if I didn't use my position of power to get my forehead-ass self laid."

Play It All Night Long would be a pretty great farewell to her country past.

Yeah? But bringing up its potential (though unlikely) phenomenal taste would be the obvious affirmative answer when you asked if it was "anything more than just another in a long line of highly processed food products."

The article says it was an accident, pally.

And then his moron son (no, the other one) retweets a fake Julian Assange account whining that Obama didn't "denounce BLM and antifa," so we've got that one being more direct letting us in on his insanely backward view of reality. It's like a snap shot into their world with the white balance all fucked up.

Hey, did you forget to check your brain at the door of this review?

I mean, anyone who doesn't find Pat funny has at least some sense of humor.

You hear that? GBBO is coming!

That's especially weird, what with the president of ASCAP having a major cameo in the film.

Of course not, but that song is proto-Trumpcore. These days it would be called "The REAL Racist"

Would 2017 be complete without a performance of Accidental Racist being dedicated to Trump?

You're sick

I love Fred's songwriting, but Mastodon's Mr Rogers pastiche is a little more my speed: https://youtu.be/Tdqz877e6F8

These days all you hear about is Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.

Women are the primary market for "just two things combined" shirts sites.

Mount Sodom!

Hey, dudes, birthmark buzzard, right? Any juju giggle ladies in the house? How about… CHAUFFEUR BOOTY?

Supporters aren't a shield from abuse and violence.

That's actually kinda nifty, even if it looks like bad 1337speak.

You mean like "black people"?