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“We’re like we’re in a musical constantly and we just sing. We actually don’t talk to each other, we just sing like a musical and everything we sing is like ‘I love you,’ like it’s pretty much the whole time like how great we are.”

At this point one is left wondering which famous/sorta-famous man out there isn’t a creep.

I once heard this absolutely crazy theory about Amelia Earhart where her plane crashed into the ocean and sank to the bottom never to be seen again. Haha I know! Some people believe the craziest things.

Just go ahead and watch the entire film. While you’re at it, watch the other Naked Gun films. And the Police Squad TV show. And Airplane! And Top Secret! And Kentucky Fried Movie and even the Hot Shots! films and, while you’re at it, give Jane Austin’s Mafia a look see.

Are you suggesting they wouldn’t have tackled a naked Adrienne Barbeau?!

Terrific film, which I somehow managed to get into two of three times on my under 17 year old own (the third time the guy at the ticket booth took the whole “R”rated thing seriously).

Add two more pretty horrid remakes to your list:

Anyone see the remake of Vanishing Point? The 1997 version starring (yes) Viggo Mortensen in the lead role?

Given the Dolphin’s at best mediocre to poor performances all these years post Marino/Shula, it’s a wonder there are any fans of the team at all!

You had me at “asshole pats fans”.

A few years back into the football wilderness after Brady and Belichick retire will cull most of these morons from the fanbase.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

If they were interviewing Bob Griese, that arrogance would have been on full display. 

But at least I don’t have to hear assholes talk a about an undefeated season now.

Going with Chad Henne?

Get Out meets Rosemary’s Baby, but whiter and with Jennifer Lawrence; redundant? Prove or disprove

Maybe one has to recreate the original conditions, i.e. be high as hell? 

Also, Metal Machine Music can’t be included because no one has ever actually listened to it.

Idris is too old to be a brand new Bond by now - he’d age out of the part in a couple movies. I also understand the urge to resist fan casting, which shouldn’t be encouraged as anything serious. It seems reasonable they’d want to wait a few years and look for a new but low profile talent to emerge.

pretty damning that twitter users have to be told to watch an 8 second video to the end