This sounds as shitty as when they remade The Women and decided it should be about enduring female friendship instead of being a hilariously savage skewering of same. Pass.

Yeah, no. Hard pass.

I’m sorry; I can’t get on board. The original Heathers was perfect. No one asked for this bullshit.

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

I second your Golden Era sentiments. Why does the Lifetime Movie Network exist if it’s not showing 1980s made-for-TV cheese 24/7?? Have you ever seen “Who is Julia?” It’s about a brain transplant! I don’t want Lifetime’s shot-in-Toronto-with-E-list-celebrities original content, I want aired-at-8pm-on-Network-TV!!!

There shouldn’t be any snark at all, tbh. What happened is awful and what she’s doing is nice.

I think it’s important to note that Eagles of Death Metal lost a crew member and actually witnessed and had to take cover during the attack itself (note: they returned to the stage 3 weeks later, opening for U2). Not to diminish whatever trauma Grande is experiencing, but they’re not totally comparable.

Man, these comments are bumming me out. This is a concert to benefit families and victims of a TERRORIST ATTACK. It’s amazing how quickly Ariana and her team have put this together. And whether you like the musicians or not, they are some of the biggest names in pop music right now. Maybe save your jokes and snark for…

All snark aside, that is really nice and that collection of artists is perfect for Ariana’s fans

Maybe they should have gotten an actual dancer to play Baby.

Rich just put Baby in the corner.

They added all sorts of stuff about the parents and weird conversations between the staff members. Which was just nonsensical. Never once have I ever watched the original and thought “This would be better if it were an hour longer and featured more conversations with the parents about their sexless marriage.”

I overstand.

I want a Teddy Ruxpin that screams “WHITE LADY!”

I have had “Boobs in California” stuck in my head since Friday and I’m ok with that!

wow, this is some next-level manipulation.

Excellent humblebrag!

Ha, yeah, there are right wingers on twitter as we speak who are patting themselves on the back for taking away millions of people’s health care and slamming Obama because “helping the poor and sick is easy and self-serving” while being a rat bastard, apparently, is the hero’s path.