If I was paid $150 million to kill someone, I’d be buying a new identity ASAP.

3, 2, 1 to #butnotallfratsandsororities are bad bullshit that inevitably shows up here

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

He’s not smart, you can’t believe a word out of his mouth, and he’s a self-obsessed, greedy, shitty person who doesn’t care about the American people. That you could theoretically find someone worse or stupider doesn’t change any of that, and I don’t know when this idiot thinks not being the literal worst person ever…

The more I see of Trump, the more I think he is actually the worst person in America (non-murderer category). I would not buy a bagel from that man.

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I know, right? It’s like, I just bought this brick of heroin this morning and now I see this shit all over Facebook. What the hell am I supposed to do with all this heroin now?

It’s all projection. He nearly shit his pants when she chastised him.

We don’t need maternity leave. The science is still out on whether replenishing the human race is a good idea. Why commit ourselves to new laws before all the facts are in?

Obama’s plan has black on it, plus it only applies to Muslim babies.

You’re precious.

So you don’t actually believe anything you are arguing for, you just want to argue. Cooooooooool cooooolll coool.

Here’s an idea: build up some voting blocs in state legislatures. Get a couple congresspersons elected. Build an actual party.

I’m okay with someone truthfully pointing out that the Green Party has no business fielding a Presidential candidate.

Because the military and intelligence agencies will suddenly cease to exist if you vote third party?

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

I really love Brian Williams and I'm pissed he was such an idiot. He was by far my favorite after Peter Jennings retired (who i fell in love with during 911 coverage. Rip :(. )