Well I guess that answers the question "who listens to this crap???"

THIS. I mean it was a private facebook group! Why aren't people talking about our private group being violated? It wasn't being shared.

Guys, if your life would get ruined when people find out about something you are doing in secret, maybe it's not a good idea to do it at all.

Theoretically, since she was doing EXACTLY the entire point of her job that they hired her to do, they should give her a raise.

I agree with all of that except with the assumption that teens are very familiar with Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

Well that's one way to get on a high speed train to Hell with no stops.

Yeah, because an arbitrary line delineated two centuries ago is TOTALLY what defines cultural boundaries for all time.

Maryland (the parts of it that count, anyway), Delaware, and DC are definitely their own thing. Definitely not the North or the South.

Same here, I grew up in Maine and we got the Maine and Massachusetts history (because Maine was originally part of Mass) but we actually were important to the American Revolution and all. Like, we are all assholes, but at least we earned it.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

The funniest thing Sam Harris ever said was this (in response to a question about whether he felt all religions were equally absurd):

In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*

Not possible, because I don't plan on dying in St. Louis.

We'll get right on that

Um...maybe on Gawker, but in the real world a Republican Senator got caught on the rolls (rumored to be engaging in Baby play) at a DC Brothel and still has his job. Seriously, David Vitter basically shows that you can do whatever the hell you want as long as you hate the gays, women and the environment.

ALSO THIS:

I literally have heard NOTHING in my mind but "feMALES are strong AS hell" for the last 3 days. I cannot do anything.

Yes, what Mark said. Be in a mood for silly bullshit, or it's no good. Also, no critics allowed. I was enjoying the show, and my 14 yo daughter walked in the room. I had to turn it off lest Princess Buzzkill ruin it for me completely.