Hmmmm. Your opinion vs. Merriam-Webster’s definition? I think I will go with the latter.

“Both are correct”

Ohhhh. Thanks for mansplaining politics for me. I can't wrap my silly little brain around such broad concepts.

If you go looking for a conspiracy you’ll find one every time. There is no reasoning from that point.

I don't think he needs to drop out, but he needs to stop fermenting revolt with one hand while appearing to quell it with the other.

Can someone who better understands Greek life explain to me: why? Not why do they do it- I get that they are stupid racists. Why do they think they can do it without getting negative attention? Why do they think it won’t be a problem for them? Do they see what’s going on when these things happen at other colleges and…

My grandmother raised 5 children as a single mother - the youngest, my mother, was 5 when my grandfather died, and the oldest was 12 - and I was in awe of her. She was (and is) my role model in so many ways, because she was the strongest person I know, but also the most open-minded person I know, and I directly…

That first gif...terrifying. Caroline may look annoyed, but Catherine is staring at her father as if to say, “Daddy, why are you staring off into the dark abyss? Why won’t you look at us? LOOK AT US DADDY!”

That way madness lies.

Or it was translated from the Dutch at the time

did they honestly think that the Obamas wouldn’t have the knowledge of context to understand?

“Look, I didn’t mean to start the apocalypse, but here we are.”

I get told all the time that “Twitter isn’t real life.” But it IS real life. It’s MY life, specifically.

She’s kind of awesome in lots of stuff. On the surface, she seems like someone I ought to be annoyed by, but then I think about her appearance in Broad City, or some of her cameos on SNL, and I just love her.

Seriously. I’d apologize for all sorts of shit for less than 1% of that.

Implying Beyoncé is a drama queen is probably one of the least hurtful things she could have said. Because, yeah. I’m pretty sure that’s something Beyoncé owns about 300%. As shade goes, that was an epic fail.

I feel like James Franco is mostly attracted to James Francos.

That's why I'm voting for Kodos.

I literally shuddered when I read that.

Or like standing up for gun manufacturers over dead children because you've had NRA support?