ersatzexpats
SteelWoolWombat
ersatzexpats
Dec 18 2019
57

They absolutely should have just edited in the clip afterwards. It seems like they were setting this up to have a conversation about why he doesn't like listening to himself, which is also pretty rude of them.

Dec 18 2019
89

So how many people are old enough to remember the torture of recording your answering machine greeting, and then playing it back to see if was usable, and thinking “That’s not how I sound, is it? Oh god, how am I just going all over the world talking to people with this stupid voice with these terrible mannerisms and Read more

Dec 18 2019
102

They also had the option to just not play it. Those interviews are taped for later broadcast. They aren’t live. Read more

Nov 4 2019
17

My parents were idiots when it came to retirement planning and saving for the future. Instead they believed that “God will provide”. I guess I’m God since I’m the one taking care of them and paying all their bills.  Read more

Sep 23 2019
23

My New Year’s resolution was to lose 30 lbs and add $5,000 to my savings. With 99 days left I’m only 36 lbs and about $5,700 away from hitting my goal, so I think it’s doable. 

Sep 19 2019
175

To defend Pitt a bit, in that moment it probably didn’t occur to him that there were other women who had gone through abuse similar to Paltrow from that POS.  

Sep 19 2019
29

Good for him. The problem with society leaving women to this protector approach is it still centers the men. Women are their wives, girlfriends, sisters, nieces. The violation is not happening to real people, it’s happening to their wards. And if you are not worthy enough to be claimed as some man’s relative, you are Read more

Sep 17 2019
5

if you put just enough in there and stir while the spaghettios are really hot from the microwave, it melts and gets gooey. if you do it wrong, it turns into a rock of nastiness surrounded by a sad “tomato” sea

Jul 12 2019
52

My trick is always to fill up my wishlist beforehand, and not look at the deals, just my list and see if some are discounted. Worked fine the last time, got a couple items I really needed, with really good discounts :)

Mar 27 2019
44

Same! I have my great grandmother’s setting from c. 1918 which I inherited after my grandmother passed. We did have to get a new stone bc the original was given to my shitty uncle to use at some point and is lost to the sands of time/a pawn shop in Connecticut, so we just repurposed a diamond from a necklace my mom Read more

Mar 4 2019
350

I would much prefer the parents of 3-13 year olds to march onto a plane wearing a sandwich board that reads “I’m aware of my responsibility to make sure my child does not kick your seat, throw food, or otherwise disturb you. Please let me know if I’m failing”