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Some of us ARE shaped like raisins. :(

BC pills made my "environment" down there extra sensitive, so I have to always shower after sex to avoid any unpleasantness/disharmony. I have reached the point of laziness where I will actually pass up the opportunity for orgasms because then I'll have to get OUT OF BED and get all wet and then get all dry before

AAAAAAAHHH! I can't wait! I love, love, love(d) him! And the book version of "Life, Itself" was a massive tome that made me love him even more. <3<3<3

No! Congrats on your never having to experience a dentist drill. LUCKY!

I have naturally "perfect" teeth. Nevermind that changes in temperature make my teeth ache, and I get 6 fillings each year, even though I brush and floss like a champ. I'd give up the superficial whiteness and straightness for some decently hard enamel.

Yes! I lost serious pounds from post-break-up "too sad to eat" depression. By the next time I saw my ex and his best friend, I was feeling strong and looking hot. The best friend said "Dayum, girl! You lost a shit-ton of weight!" To which I replied (while holding eye-contact with the ex), "Yeah, I had a 180-pound

If he's a C-something-O tipping 15% run the other way!

Oh no! Is this the inevitable outcome of the jobs shortage? Are Chipotles all staffed by underemployed, overachieving English majors?

God bless absurdly short running shorts.

The best part is definitely "Please do not kill."

As an adult, I envy the kids when they forfeit personal hygiene during times of stress. I'd kill to not be expected to shower and make myself presentable when sick or unusually busy.

co-signed. Now that I'm a full-time wage slave and part-time grad student, I can't believe that there was a time when I used to complain about 4-day-weeks and 10 page papers. WTF do kids do with all that free time?

Haha! I'm the opposite & the stress feelings bury the love feelings. During finals week, I have to preface almost every interaction with my fiance with the disclaimer "I'm very stressed right now, but deep down I love you very much, and I really do care about what you're trying to say. Now leave me alone."

I'm from California, and I do this. Can't seem to stop, even though I'm aware it's happening. People don't seem to mind it, but when others do it, I do find it annoying.

I'm a "wake up smiling" person, but friends who have slept over say it's more unnerving than smug. I have also been known to terrify others by laughing in my sleep sometimes.

So Cal born and raised. Hated it so much, I went to college about as far as I possibly could and have done my best ever since to never return. It would be fine for people who like driving and hate culture.

I think it's the combination of really skinny fingers and really heavy rings, so that gravity just pulls the ring towards the downward end until stopped by a knuckle. I'm impressed by how long their fingers are—- my ring takes up the entire space between the knuckles, so it can't really travel around.

Internet folks with gif skills, please, someone has to make a gif of his face at 0:18-0:22!

That is a tough one! Our guest list is 120 for him and 15 for me, so I don't think there's any way of hiding the fact that he's the more outgoing one. My (totally unsolicited, but free and well-intentioned) advice is: don't think of it as "he's more loved and you're less loved," it sounds like he just has a bigger