I wonder if this Celtics team plus a (NONTIRED!!!) John Wall could have won this series...

Anybody else think that was Livan Hernandez before looking it up?

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

> Maybe the most dismaying part of this whole ordeal is that there are apparently enough degenerates betting on the outcomes of matches in Spain’s Segunda B to make fixing this match worth it.

I am so fucking drunk right now.

That’s a really nice song, but I thought you were going for a run. Now, for a not-young-but-not-old-yet guy like me who just goes for long walks, that’s just fine, but you, you young whipper-snapper, you need something like The Cult’s “She Sells Sanctuary”, my man.

Northwestern will turn this kid into such an asshole

Oh, man, tell me more

This is exactly how my preschoolers acted the first time they got drunk.

Looks like a DBW.

Whatever, her grandfather was the worst professor I ever had and then I heard he killed some guy.

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

I’m beginning to suspect that the blue checkmark on Twitter denotes a parody account.

Try a Little Tenderness, live footage, Otis

Used to agree. But then I found this from last February and it is maybe the most prescient thing I’ve ever read:

It seems like once every 200 years this kind of play happens, such as back in 1976 when North Dakota State lost a game when a ball bounced off a player’s shoe and went into their own basket.

No.

That’s cool. Goes along with the football theme of De La Hoz’s ink on her legs. Pictured, above, you can see she has a tattoo of Sam Allardyce’s right knee on her right knee.