“This is the sort of thing that haunts a city for a long, long time. And it should!”

Actually, you’re spot on. That race is notorious for being a sketchy clusterfuck. It mixes ProTour teams with lesser teams, it’s a testing ground for a lot of new pros, and because it’s so early in the season, everyone is on edge because no one want to crash out and blow their season on this bullshit sandbox slog.…

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

It’s odd, I think we are closer in similarity to the French revolution:

*Cums*

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Anderson Paak’s Malibu is the best album I’ve heard all year. It’s equal parts R&B, soul, and hiphop, unique but familiar, and basically perfect.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

Same, but for watching pre-Christmas bowl games instead of reading.

Your moniker is appropriate to the occasion.

What a game. Neither defense could keep the opposing offense out of the red zone.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

Hope everyone is having an outstanding week.

Pandas aren’t bears. They’re arachnids.

SRV Testify, live, solo, acoustic 12 string. Watch those fingers!