No big deal; keys get lost all the time.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

3rd wave feminism.

Andy Wood and Mother Love Bone with their Grunge Opera, “Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns”

It’s not, but you are a fucking idiot.

You can’t whine incessantly that the NCAA is too powerful and then celebrate it being too powerful because you agree with the use of its power.

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

I know one person who’d disagree:

Obsessive piano playing and fixating on an object are common symptoms of kids with a Taipei personality.

Do you think it was the same cardboard cut-out of Jordan that starred in Space Jam?

Can’t

When I was in high school I read a story about a train derailment that dumped tons of corn in a wooded area. Instead of cleaning it up, they figured it’s just corn, what’s the harm. Then bears found the corn and dozens of them started feeding there. Then people found the bears and would show up to pose with them and…

America’s leaders of tomorrow are performing 40 inch box jumps with 500lbs sitting across their backs thanks to this muscular thumb in a polo shirt.

His highest marks came from the German judge, who described the dive’s entry as “gut.”

Todd Grisham: Thinking, and breathing, out loud.

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

This is all you need to know about Ed Werder. That he misspelled “even” is just icing on the cake.