If he experiences a fatigue injury, is it still “tennis elbow” or does it become “the People’s Elbow”?

“Run through a mutha fucka face, then you don’t have to worry about them no more.”

Icelander here!

Richard Jefferson’s gotta be psyched for the max contract Sacramento’s going to offer him this summer.

Lewis Billups intercepts Montana and Cincy wins Super Bowl XXIII

I still remember the celebration after a Champs League game when John Terry made out with Yannick Carrasco’s girlfriend.

Go to hell.

I’m sure its very painful being the only hetero-gendered conjoined twin in Pittsburgh.

If you feasted on Kermit, Ed Hardy and a keg of ipecac, the result would be that ballpark.

... Kyler? Were they calling from a walkie talkie?

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Low

Y’all should know better than to quote Joe Cowley The Consummate Ass Clown http://deadspin.com/5906429/twitte…

Her attorney is garbage.

Follow up question: Is “Road Beef” a prominent term for chick on the side or are baseball players wive unreasonable angry about you getting home cooked meals on the road?

[Touches envelope to forehead]