the follow-up track whips, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXwXuhRo9Q

He knows that The Stone Roses aren’t touring, but his hat doesn’t.

My man.

I guess it isn’t always Big Boy Season in the NFL. Huh.

Until they make a final, England are, by all accounts, still England.

By English terms, Spain were absolutely England in this World Cup.

That’s easy, just tell him he’s getting acquired by Univision.

This fucking sucks. Godspeed, Tim. You’ll be sorely missed.

Not gonna lie, I really wanted both teams to lose this one.

If anything is consistent about the Bucs, it’s their capacity to show MRSA to their players.

They’ve been partitioned by Colombia.

I feel like “not being a dick” is a much better tiebreaker than drawing straws, myself, but meritocracy is dead anyway so who cares.

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The KLF were punk as fuck and completely amazing:

Raisins take the idea of “grape jerky” and somehow still come up far short.

If he wants a more-calming liquid for future campaign spots, may I suggest some Tea for the Tillemann?

To be fair, the average neocon warmonger doesn’t know the difference, either.

Pretty sure that pic’s from a Japan-Iraq, game, Patrick. Iran doesn’t have any black on their flag.

I feel like if you nearly killed a dude hitting him with a pitch, the smallest apology you could offer him years later is doing something that isn’t “hitting him with a pitch again and then calling him childish when he gets mad at you.”

I’ve said for years that, if you want to kill someone in this country and face the fewest consequences, use a car.