CALL THE HANDBALL ON BALLACK, REF

If Wondolowski hits the goal against Belgium (and the linesman doesn’t incorrectly rule him offside) in injury time last year, I’d probably still be screaming about it.

"Intriguing. But weak."

If you do a speech-to-text on this tweet the backmasking says "Tuuuuck Ruuuuuule"

Have fun working the sewers in Galt's Gulch.

Treating tipping like a game of chicken ("Who's going to give the most of themselves first: The server lying prostrate for the diner's whims? Or the marvelously kind overlord who treats 19% as a Boy Scout-esque good dead for the day?!?") is ridiculous. If your server did a good job and treated you like a human (which,…

Beethoven Bong has some serious legs here.

Yes, I am a Friar fan and graduate.

And if they manage to get the Bengals in the wild-card round, get the most comfortable 10-point win on the road that you've ever seen.

That took some shoehorning, but I really like the hustle at work here.

I'm not sure I've ever agreed more with an underexplained list here.

+1 you doofus

Unpopular opinion: This beer tastes like tomato paste and green peppers.

And dick grabs.

You and Iggy should just take the L and keep it moving.

If a cornerback's getting torched, and takes his man down, then one could possibly argue for the application of the "palpably unfair act" rule, which is the closest that gridiron football has to basketball's "clear path" or soccer's "professional foul". However, seeing a dude get tossed from a game, plus the possible…

THANK YOU YES

, FOR ONCE.

I'm gonna start an indie rock band called Pinot Giorgio.

Naming a child Nayvie means a bunch of torment once poor Nayvie's classmates find out about a certain Village People song.